Post by SeanTK on Dec 24, 2004 20:05:11 GMT -5
MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!! I simply wanted to say that. Its Christmas Eve here but I just thought I'd say something incase I am busy for a while. Later on I might post a christmas edition flightsim pic.....might be too busy though.
Anyway, to be politicly(sp) correct and to not offend anybody that doesn't celebrate Christamas, read this,
(you don't really have to but I thought it was funny because of all the policies we have here in the US and Australia now.) found this on another site from an aussie:
From us (“the wishor”) to you, (“the wishees”):
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of the same , with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and /or traditions of others, or their election not to practice religious or secular traditions, in all or part. We wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:-
This greeting is subject to further clarification, or withdrawal.
This greeting is freely transferable, provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting , and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
This greeting emphatically implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement by specific performance, any of the wishes...mystical, financial, corporal, carnal or otherwise. No harm, hurt or insult , is intended through any invitation, or salutation, implied or overt, to become or indeed remain, either fully or partially , “Rotten” , “Plastered”, “Bl*nd” “or “P*ssed”. Indeed, no liability will be accepted in consequence, of you the wishee , implementing such invective , wholeheartedly, or otherwise. It may not be leveraged, shorted, or encumbered, title is not guaranteed nor physical delivery of these salutations, warranted, or assured.
This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions, and/or the restrictions herein, may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions, and always remains revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected, within the usual application of good tidings, and blessings, for a period of one full year only , or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever falls first.
The wishor warrants this greeting, only for the limited replacement of this wish, or the issuance of a new wish of equal value or intent, at the sole discretion of myself, the wishor.
Any references in this greeting to “ Our Lord “, “Father Christmas”, “Our Saviour”, “Messiah” , “Dwarfs”, “Elves”, “ Rudolph, either Red Nosed, or not, “ , or any other festive figures, actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by , or from them , in respect of the ultimate implementation or performance of this greeting , and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images , are hereby acknowledged.
This greeting is made solely under the Laws of The Commonwealth of Australia, and no enforceability is held out, or implied to be operative under the Laws Of The State Of Delaware , USA, Mongolia, or elsewhere.
The salutations contained in this communication are believed to be from sources deemed to be reliable, but no representation or warranty, express or implied is held out that the text of this greeting is either accurate or complete, and should be relied upon as such. This greeting is intended to deliver only general salutations to the recipient, and does not purport to make any recommendation, that any such salutation is appropriate for the individual readers’ Yuletide needs, wants, lusts, financial, personal or sexual, objectives. Prior to any decision as to its acceptance, readers are therefore urged to access, and seek individualised advice as to its’ appropriacy for their own limited circumstances.
Not withstanding the above , Merry Chistmas and a Happy New Year!!
Sorry, I had to do that! LOL
Happy Holidays and Best Wishes for the New Year!!
-Sean
Anyway, to be politicly(sp) correct and to not offend anybody that doesn't celebrate Christamas, read this,
(you don't really have to but I thought it was funny because of all the policies we have here in the US and Australia now.) found this on another site from an aussie:
From us (“the wishor”) to you, (“the wishees”):
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of the same , with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and /or traditions of others, or their election not to practice religious or secular traditions, in all or part. We wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:-
This greeting is subject to further clarification, or withdrawal.
This greeting is freely transferable, provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting , and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
This greeting emphatically implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement by specific performance, any of the wishes...mystical, financial, corporal, carnal or otherwise. No harm, hurt or insult , is intended through any invitation, or salutation, implied or overt, to become or indeed remain, either fully or partially , “Rotten” , “Plastered”, “Bl*nd” “or “P*ssed”. Indeed, no liability will be accepted in consequence, of you the wishee , implementing such invective , wholeheartedly, or otherwise. It may not be leveraged, shorted, or encumbered, title is not guaranteed nor physical delivery of these salutations, warranted, or assured.
This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions, and/or the restrictions herein, may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions, and always remains revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected, within the usual application of good tidings, and blessings, for a period of one full year only , or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever falls first.
The wishor warrants this greeting, only for the limited replacement of this wish, or the issuance of a new wish of equal value or intent, at the sole discretion of myself, the wishor.
Any references in this greeting to “ Our Lord “, “Father Christmas”, “Our Saviour”, “Messiah” , “Dwarfs”, “Elves”, “ Rudolph, either Red Nosed, or not, “ , or any other festive figures, actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by , or from them , in respect of the ultimate implementation or performance of this greeting , and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images , are hereby acknowledged.
This greeting is made solely under the Laws of The Commonwealth of Australia, and no enforceability is held out, or implied to be operative under the Laws Of The State Of Delaware , USA, Mongolia, or elsewhere.
The salutations contained in this communication are believed to be from sources deemed to be reliable, but no representation or warranty, express or implied is held out that the text of this greeting is either accurate or complete, and should be relied upon as such. This greeting is intended to deliver only general salutations to the recipient, and does not purport to make any recommendation, that any such salutation is appropriate for the individual readers’ Yuletide needs, wants, lusts, financial, personal or sexual, objectives. Prior to any decision as to its acceptance, readers are therefore urged to access, and seek individualised advice as to its’ appropriacy for their own limited circumstances.
Not withstanding the above , Merry Chistmas and a Happy New Year!!
Sorry, I had to do that! LOL
Happy Holidays and Best Wishes for the New Year!!
-Sean